from road

When somone is from da streets.

dat guy is a badman from road

by merc from y.k May 12, 2008

Road Sex

Having sex on the road, literally. Like she's lying on the pavement and he's going on all missionary.

Road Sex: man and woman; fucking in the middle of road.

by NorthHauk June 4, 2015

Road Jerk

The act of masturbating with sandpaper. The grit is not important, but usually the lower the more hardcore you are.

Guy 1 - Dude I went to menards last night and posted up in the sandpaper aisle for at least 3 hours.

Guy 2 - Ah, good old road jerk I assume?

Guy 1 - Why else would the crotch of my pants be stained red?

Guy 2 - Well I didn't want to be rude and point it, but ya I noticed it you sick fuck.

by Mr.Meatspin January 7, 2012

Road Throat

The act of receiving a blow job while driving a vehicle.

“Damn jess gives hella good road throat”

“Did you hear about dom? Dude got serious road throat last week.”

by Ochmock August 18, 2019

Road Swag

The act of finding something useful on the road or ground during a journey of any kind.

I found a hammer on the my bike ride yesterday. Best road swag I've found yet.

by 3viliv3 June 28, 2021

Dargle road

A place where magic happens and dreams go to die.

To dargle (verb): to go to an afters and never return to see your family or the light of day again.

Synonym: a constant rollover

“Do you dargle road much yourself lad?”

by friendsofthelittledargle May 19, 2023

road crayon

A sport motorcycle rider.
(See squid)

Bob: Did you see how fast that guy was going?
Tim: Yeah. He'd make a nice road crayon.

by Tilt The Horizon August 25, 2005