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bump staches

Hey Greg, wanna bump staches tonight?
by YE the OG January 28, 2024
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shaft stache

The art of trimming a mustache with pubic hair above your Penis.
My Girlfriend Ashley went down on me and said my Shaft Stache looks bigger.
by Steamboat The Gun Show June 2, 2024
mugGet the shaft stachemug.

Stache burn

This is a scruff patch left above the upper lip caused by long term spit swappin'. Usually done as an extra marital affair and in broad daylight. Can happen while standing or while sitting on their duff. It usually takes 1-2 hours to develop and then scab over causing a bit of an eyesore. May also cause twitching.
Wow I could see her Stache burn from a mile away.

Does she always get stache burns on the weekend?

I guess her ball less wonder of a husband has gotten used to the stache burns by now.
by Sass sha J May 15, 2010
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stache

Verb, doing pretty much anything related to facial hair
Dude, he's stacheing his sick 'stache.

His facial hair is beautifully stached.
by Dr. Doofmann July 22, 2021
mugGet the stachemug.

bump staches

When two gay men are having a hot makeout sesh
Hey Brad, wanna bump staches In the alley?
by YE the OG July 13, 2024
mugGet the bump stachesmug.

Cunt-stache

A Cunt-stache is a plaitted moustache formed from pubic hair like a fu man chu
"Oi your drawstring is hangin' out"
"nah mate thats my Cunt-stache"
by Cozza and Matt co May 23, 2020
mugGet the Cunt-stachemug.

Butt stache

when you scratch your butt with a finger and then place the same finger under someone's nose to resemble a mustache.
It grossed me out when my buddy gave me a butt stache after scratching his ass.
by Bad Teacher June 19, 2015
mugGet the Butt stachemug.

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