Colander of Silence

Colander of Silence: a semi-protected zone where secrets are temporarily kept.

"I need to tell you something super secret that you cannot mention to another person - this is for real, not for the Colander of Silence"

by DK0713 July 13, 2012

Fart Silencer

The technical name for a thong.

I ate a lot of beans last night, but I should be okay at work today. I'm wearing a fart silencer.

by elliot_ June 25, 2024

SILENCER

When a girl has a baggy shirt or pants on hiding there massive honkers or butt

P1, Rebecca has a real silencer on!

by The poop shitter November 8, 2021

Irish silencer

Using a potato on the muzzle of a gun in an attempt to muffle the sound of a shot.

Contrary to popular belief, the Irish silencer doesn't work and is more likely to blow up the gun than muffle the shot.

by Dr. Lizardo August 19, 2025

Silence Of The Lambs

1. A popular horror movie about a young F.B.I. cadet has to use the the help of an incarcerated and manipulative cannibal killer to help catch another serial killer, a madman who skins his victims.
2. See "Pit Guy" popularized by How I Met Your Mother

Ted wants to get even with his old professor that he is going to Silence of the Lambs him

by scpalmetto August 13, 2024

Silence

When all noises stop. When all you hear is nothing. Nothing. Silence means no noise. No sound. Not even breathing. Not even noises that humans are unable to hear.

People will say that they enjoy 'silence', but they really mean 'quiet'. Quiet is calming, tranquil. SILENCE is TORTURE. Silence is death. Silence is nothing. Silence is... the end.
We will never achieve silence. Unless existence... all of existence... everything that exists... perishes. When everything ends, we will truly achieve silence.

Me: Wouldn't it be cool if there was a giant remote that controlled all of the happenings of the world so that someone could just press the mute button and silence the world so that nothing could be heard by any of the creature of the world, not even with hearing aids and even some friendly giant with big ears wouldn't be able to hear anything?

The Creature:...Yes?

by JamYourEyes December 25, 2023

Triangle of Silence

When your trying to rub one out, you dont' want anyone to know.
While in bed with a comforter on you, make a triangle with both your legs, making a prism of silence to pleasure yourself.

Hov and Atomica were around in my room last night, I while I wanted to rub one out, lucky I was in the triangle of silence, they had no idea.

by mattysdruid May 22, 2020