What a scoop!

Ne haber ama!

A piece of surprising news. A surprising hearing.

- Oh, my husband feels the same way about this palace. We all hate, actually.
- Really? What a scoop!

by laviniaque November 05, 2019

juicy scoop

Some specific information that happens to be particularly interesting.

We found some real juicy scoops when we researched about 9/11.

by Pen-man March 13, 2018

Kate Scoop

When your aunt gives you fucking heaps of salad when you only wanted a spoonful.

Damn man, I only wanted a bite and you gave me a Kate Scoop.

by Kim in May 17, 2021

jungle scoop

Standing up while wiping your ass and looking behind you as you wipe. This is to ensure no creepers come behind you and get all weird.

This was also done in the jungles of Vietnam to prevent attacks from behind you as you wiped.

I had to jungle scoop after taking a shit to protect myself from a Viet Cong ambush.

by TL0ve1 April 03, 2017

Kook-scoop

Noun; News, information or stories, that seem(s) to be crazy talk or otherwise obviously impossible.

Joe came home late telling some kook-scoop story about a flat tire! I already knew where he was though!

by McSouthFl September 21, 2019

Scoop the boob

1. When someone looks amazing or really put together, especially if extra effort has been put in

2. When someone does something really well, often used as a compliment

Originates from when a girl scoops her boobs up in her bra to make them look more perky when she's trying to look extra good

Wow, you just scooped the boob with that presentation bro, nice job.

Hey girl, you really scoop the boob in that dress.

by 3648572651585 August 18, 2018

Cum scoop

A tool used to remove the cum out of the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.

Johnny didn’t have a condom so he pinched his foreskin together when he blew his load. Luckily Lucy had a cum scoop handy for a quick clean out!

by Truffleshuffle4l March 21, 2020