Having sex on the road, literally. Like she's lying on the pavement and he's going on all missionary.
by NorthHauk June 03, 2015
n. Deceased porcupine that met it's demise at the hands of a vehicle. Typically spotted as an almost unrecognizable pile of quills followed by a large grease spot. Very common in rural areas of the country.
by hunter49686 May 19, 2010
The act of masturbating with sandpaper. The grit is not important, but usually the lower the more hardcore you are.
Guy 1 - Dude I went to menards last night and posted up in the sandpaper aisle for at least 3 hours.
Guy 2 - Ah, good old road jerk I assume?
Guy 1 - Why else would the crotch of my pants be stained red?
Guy 2 - Well I didn't want to be rude and point it, but ya I noticed it you sick fuck.
Guy 2 - Ah, good old road jerk I assume?
Guy 1 - Why else would the crotch of my pants be stained red?
Guy 2 - Well I didn't want to be rude and point it, but ya I noticed it you sick fuck.
by Mr.Meatspin January 07, 2012
A place where magic happens and dreams go to die.
To dargle (verb): to go to an afters and never return to see your family or the light of day again.
Synonym: a constant rollover
To dargle (verb): to go to an afters and never return to see your family or the light of day again.
Synonym: a constant rollover
by friendsofthelittledargle May 19, 2023
the act of giving and/or receiving oral stimulation on the penis while inside an motor vehicle, not restricted to a limousine.
Synonyms: road head
Synonyms: road head
Chastity was riding shotgun in the car with Kasra, when she felt an uncontrollable urge to give him road limo.
by skierdude9732 February 07, 2011
A game where a circle of people sit in the middle of a road and pass a ball back and forth between eachother. The group is not allowd to get up until a car stops and beeps three times.
Girl #1: Dude, did you hear about the group of kids who got run over?
Boy #1: No. What happened?
Girl #1: They were playing ball in road.
Boy #1: No. What happened?
Girl #1: They were playing ball in road.
by phil knight August 24, 2006
by Merkeddy January 19, 2018