mustangs

The term given to the matted and often short and curly clusters of hair in and around the asshole that are left entwined by residual faeces, not cleansed by a thorough ass wipe following a shit.

Damn Jake, I haven't had a shower for so long that I'm starting to form some mean mustangs!

by MustangGhostrider February 20, 2017

Convertible mustang

Usually owned by a gay guy named Jim John or paul

Have you seen gay Jim's new convertible mustang

by Covertable mustang December 9, 2019

Mustang It

A phrase referring to somebody crashing their car into either a bunch of other cars, people or curbs, mostly seen done by Ford Mustang drivers. This mostly happens when the driver is showing off by drifting or doing similar stunts. This also usually only happens at takeover car meets.

A common way to use this phrase is to say “Mustang’d it”. If you go up to any car guy, they will know what this phrase means.

“Bro watch out! He’s going to Mustang It!”

“Bro almost Mustang’d It!”

by Hospital Roleplay Fan July 11, 2025

Mustang

The overrated muscle car created by ford.

Timmy “The only good mustang was created before the 80’s”
Dom “Damn right”

by TheThiccOneNamedCam October 25, 2018

Moodie Mustang

A Moodie Mustang is someone who works for the meth lab in D.A. Moodie

Last night I had a close run in with the Moodie mustangs.

by vlootboot February 12, 2018

Lazy Mustang

The act of giving fellatio with little to no enthusiasm

Dinner wasnt worth it. all I got was a lazy Mustang.

by Reapers_Gambit February 23, 2021

Mustang

burnout burnout spinout BANG!

has shit turning and spins out alot

burnout burnout spinout BANG!

mustang

by butch scrotieee March 17, 2021