Boner Machine

Someone who pops alot of boners in public

He had a hard-on in Mcdonalds, what a boner machine.

by Je'sus July 2, 2008

beast machines

A series sequel to a show called Beast Wars. The show not only pissed off many fans but it also introduced some lame ass yoga crap to the whole transformers theme which was required in order for the characters to "maximize"

Beast Machines Example:

Optimus Primal: Maximize! Oh it didn't work... Well shit..

*Some lame overly-cliche oracle thing*
Psst... You must say "I am transformed..."

Optimus: I am transformed! It worked!

*Fans are disgusted at Optimus' faggy new skin head look.

by bluemuffin May 20, 2009

machine washable

A sexually transmitted disease that is curable.

"You have WHAT?!", "Its okay the clap is totally machine washable."

by shabbitz January 22, 2009

machine cum

Rapid fire ejaculation...on a girl's face.

Cooch pulled out his dick and machine cummed on this bitch's face. It was like the beginning of Saving Private Ryan.

by Dave and Dennis October 20, 2006

dick machine

My brother james. Someone who is a complete tool.

Yo nigga, that be james. He's a real dick machine.

by sengooo June 10, 2008

ATM machine

The words uttered by a complete moron ATM is short for Automated Teller Machine.
When you say ATM machine your using machine twice.

Sid: I just got some cash from the ATM machine.
Luke: Great is it to make a payment to the Department of Redundancy Department, you looser.
Sid: What?
Luke: You just said Automated Teller Machine Machine!!!!!

by David Pridy April 29, 2005

time machine

when you drink too much and black out and wake up not knowing where you are and how you got there....

How did you get home last night? I have no idea I took the time machine home.

by hohohonotoe January 13, 2011