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going cones

(verb) When you take off your bra after a long day and don your favorite oversized sweatshirt. Your unsupported boobs, finally free from their containment, cheerfully poke the loose-fitting shirt outward — thus creating “cones.”

Similar to pulling a Jennifer Aniston, but in the comfort of home.
Girl 1: “How was your blind date?”
Girl 2: “Miserable. I’m going cones with some Netflix and ice cream to make up for it.”
by District May 1, 2018
mugGet the going conesmug.

Rossy Cone

A tiny cone of weed (usually mixed with tobacco). Usually used in South Australia/Queensland
Did you see Darryl pull that tiny Rossy Cone? What a bitch!
by ManicPancake January 4, 2021
mugGet the Rossy Conemug.

Throne cone

The best thing about using public restroom is the possibility of throne cone.
by Econgineer September 23, 2016
mugGet the Throne conemug.

door cone

nobody knows the meaning of this phrase. it is primarily used by 7 year-old crackers trying to roast one another.
you fucking door cone-

random 2nd grader
by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 16, 2019
mugGet the door conemug.

Nigel cone

Wagwan my bro you such a Nigel Cone Darren- says confidently. or boo Nigel you must be an owl cuse your noctrnal.
by Nigel cone November 15, 2019
mugGet the Nigel conemug.

Cone of Uncertainty

That hazy, fuzzy space and time where you wake up next to someone whose name you may or may not know, either or both of you in various states of undress, totally uncertain as to whether, how, or how frequently you may have had sex the night before.
"Tequila... I don't drink tequila! Last time I drank tequila, I woke up inside the 'Cone of Uncertainty' with a dude from my days at Tulane..."
by BGDTootSweet August 29, 2011
mugGet the Cone of Uncertaintymug.

mr cone

A very funny guy you should follow on twitter (@MrCone_)
Hey its the funny guy Mr Cone
by Mr Cone November 7, 2020
mugGet the mr conemug.

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