Technolophobe 

A person who is terrified of technology and refuses to use any technology that is recent or up-to-date. Usually a person of older age who grew up when new technology didn't exist and do not have any desire to use basic newer technology such as computers, dvrs, dvds, HD tvs, iPods, XM/Sirius radios, debit cards, etc.

My grandma is such a technolophobe. It looks like 1975 in her house. She has a tv with basic cable, and that's about it for entertainment. I bought her an iPod and she took it back and bought clothes with the money!

Technolophobe by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 3, 2010

technologiz 

verb. To express excitement over technology or a piece of technology.

I'm technologizzing over the new iPhone.

technologiz by Allison Weiss March 27, 2008

technologized 

When something is updated to keep up with current technology.

"Did you see that new car that can park itself?"

"Yea it is so technologized."

"Is that the new iPhone?"

"Yeah, I figured I'd get technologized."

technologized by Miss Crys February 17, 2010

technological psychosis

Mental illnesses/delusion where a person texts or emails himself and carries on a conversation with oneself.

WFE: Honey, we need to talk.

Last night while you we’re sleeping, I checked your phone to see who you’ve been texting with daily for 2 weeks. I hadn’t heard you laugh or seen you that happy in such a long time. I was starting to worry that it might’ve been another woman. I’m sorry I doubted you, you’re not having an affair. You're just bat shit crazy! You’ve been carrying on conversations with yourself via text message.
It appears that your suffering from a severe case of technological psychosis.

technological psychosis by dictospik September 13, 2018

Technological edging 

Technological edging is the broad concept of intentionally delaying the practical use or possession of a technology in order to capitalize on potential new and better innovations of the technology. The term 'edging' brazenly refers to the sexual act of edging, meaning to delay orgasm in order to achieve a more satisfying ending.

Specifically, technological edging could mean holding out on buying a new smartphone or PC, even if you desperately need one, in order to capitalize on next year's advancements in consumer tech. In other words, people delay buying in order to not feel sad when the next best tech comes out, so they might as well wait for another year.

Technological edging can also apply to much bigger and broader ultimate goals, such as delaying future space exploration (on mars, the moon, etc.) in order to capitalize on the future impending innovations of science and technology. Such a move, in one's opinion, may be the wiser option.

Example 1
Friend 1: Omg the new Galaxy S20 looks dope! Are you gonna get it?

Friend 2: Nope, I'm practicing technological edging rn. I wanna delay getting a new phone so I won't complain about the next new phone being better than it. I already have the Galaxy S9 and it's still going well so.

Example 2
The postponement of Trump's plan for sending astronauts to the Moon might seem disappointing at first, but hey, at least scientists can technological edge it and benefit from potential new breakthroughs in their space tech.

Technological edging by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 1, 2020

Machine Technolgy 

A shop at a Tech high school where people like to park there vans.

why is it so crowded in machine technolgy?

Machine Technolgy by yohoeeits February 19, 2009

technolotard

N. A technological retard - someone who is unable to figure out how to do anything related to technology (e.g. computers, the Internet, cell phones, etc.) despite having received instructions more than once.

My mom is such a technolotard! I've showed her 10 times how to install an app on her iPhone and she still has to keep asking me how. Fuck me!

technolotard by wingman_131 June 4, 2013