The kind of poo that has a taffy-like consistency. It takes gernerous amounts of time, energy, and willpower to release this stretchy, elongated, demon-of-a-shit, which usually results in serious injury, possibly death. The bearer of the poo will never be laughing before, during, or after said poop, hence the name the No-Laffy Taffy.
Dude - "Bro, last night, I crapped out some No-Laffy Taffy."
Bro - "Sorry to hear that dude. You must have had a bad night after that, man, shit."
Dude - "Yeah man. I wasn't laughing. At all..."
Bro - "Sorry to hear that dude. You must have had a bad night after that, man, shit."
Dude - "Yeah man. I wasn't laughing. At all..."
by -Mike Ryan- January 9, 2008
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Detest cockroaches. Love coffee.
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Detest cockroaches. Love coffee.
Drat Katie, we just got beat by another Taffie. Oh, I love those shoes.
That was a great workout Taffies; let's go get some coffee.
That was a great workout Taffies; let's go get some coffee.
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