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tactical munt

Georgie made the mistake of going hard early and had to take a tactical munt as it was only 8pm and the party was just starting to warm up.
by iamnotanumber10 July 8, 2021
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Tactical Cropping

Guess what Trevor? I did some tactical cropping in town today, funny thing a fat pig slipped in it.
by Ginger Barbarian. June 18, 2020
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tactical pickup

A term used to request a friend or family member to pick you up from a certain location in their vehicle.
Me: Requesting a tactical pickup from school
Mum: Inbound
by LewisBoswell June 10, 2018
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tactically retarded

People (gamers who play Online Mass Multiplayers, in particular) who seem to play without any coherent idea as to what they should do, and remain oblivious about the positions of their team, the enemy, or even complete functions and aspects of the game they're playing.
Their gameplay is so atrociously bad, that it gives the impression they suffer from Attention Decifit Disorder, or have never even heard of computer or video games until that very moment, despite having played the game a couple hundred times by then.
In most cases, they're completely detrimental to the team, dying early on without contributing much, or even hindering the game for others.
In the rare occasions they're actually helpful, it's more by accident than by willful act from their part (i.e. acting as cannon fodder, or spotting enemies and giving them something to concentrate on)
*match starts, players on friendly team split to try and cover all sides of the map.*
Joe: Follow me, guys!
*Joe rushes ahead, out into the open*
Mack: Joe, stop, they'll spot you!
*Joe gets shot, spots an enemy stops in the middle of the open field to engage it*
*Joe gets obliterated by multiple enemies*
Joe: Stupid team! Why didn't you help me?!
Mack: Because you're tactically retarded, Joe, that's why. Why did you rush ahead?!
by Acronymus February 26, 2017
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Tactical Tango

When you match the flow and rhythm of a boss battle in a video game
My mom told me to pause my game and do the dishes but I'm over here in a boss battle, doing the tactical tango so I can win.
by i'm really effing tired February 26, 2023
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tactical wipe

Something that is absolutely necessary in a heatwave, for the old gooch.
Simon: oh my gooch is absolutely sodding in this heat.
Paul: oh you just need a tactical wipe simon, that’ll sort you out sir.
by Relatablegirth June 9, 2023
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tactical uwu

A tactical uwu is a furry's last resort method of defense. If cornered, a furry may make an incredibly high pitched squeaky uwu. This usually enough to discombobulated a foe and provide a chance to get out of that situation.
Person 1: Hehe a furry! Let's beat him up
Person 2 (furry): uses tactical uwu
Person 1: AH WHAT THE HIGGITY HECK MAN (spazes out)
by Anime Patrol June 25, 2021
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