Noun. A high form of the dillettante class, a person who posts frequently on websites (or may actually moderate a forum) dedicated to the sport he/she purports to have a high skill / knowledge level in. Usually, he/she will "swoop" into a thread and offer stupid advice, or threaten to ban the thread entirely if it does not back up his anectdotal beliefs.
What a dick! Does this guy actually ride, or does he just sit around all day drinking mineral water, farting into his bib shorts, taking cheap shots at people who can ride circles around him? What a Swoop!
by liedown February 21, 2010
Swoop the hardest Crip around the 47set who has abbs harder then he gang bangs very understanding and respectful great father his out look on life makes you thinks there is good out there
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by ColoradoTank March 6, 2016
A female or male you are in the talking phase with but there’s nothing serious going on in the relationship.
by 904Oniichan March 4, 2022