stealth mode

Involves moving across the office in utter silence, utilising a deadly efficient walking method where you feet hardly touch the ground.

People can't see you move when you use Stealth Mode.

"One minute I was alone in the cubicle, then Bilbo Bog was in there with me staring at my genitals."

"He must have used Stealth Mode"

by Anonymous March 7, 2003

Stealth Torpedo

When you're having a one night stand and the girl's performance is lacking and unsatisfiying you leave a Stealth Torpedo in order to let her know to step up her game. After the unsatisfying sexual experience the unimpressed man takes a shit in the bed of the girl while she is in the bathroom or shower after her poor showing in the horizontal tango. Then the man dresses quickly and leaves before she comes back into the room. If the man is a brave soldier than he will sit outside her window in order to hear the anger/repulsion coming from her bedroom as she discovers the torpedo has struck her bed with a direct hit which usually results in a hearty belly laugh coming from the male.

Tom was so unimpressed with Sarah's performance in bed, he had to give her a stealth torpedo to let her know to try a little harder next time.

by M. Sill Squared January 21, 2009

Stealth Whale

The act of a person swimming in a pool, going underwater and swimming towards someone without them noticing. When you get near your target you launch yourself out of the water, as a whale would when breaching, and then dissapear back into the water.
BOOM, you have just been stealth whaled!

Dude, did you see that, Duncan just pulled the Stealth whale on Hayley...she did not know what hit her.

by Dean Malone March 26, 2009

stealth cock

a very sneaky cock with sly fox like abilities and possible nija powers

Matt: the stealth cock strikes again
lafanda: o baby i knew sumthin felt good in my tight butthole

by john stealth jr. June 20, 2009

3/4 Stealth Mode

The term used to describe a way of positioning your vehicle's windows so that they are 3/4 of the way rolled up. If the vehicle has rear windows, those windows should line up exactly with the front. This also accentuates the lines of the car and creates a smooth look while rollin through the hood. It is not uncommon to see this on a beater that has a purple flake paint job and twinkies but hasn't bothered to fix his A/C.

Gangsta 1 : Dat ride is hot, yo!
Gangsta 2 : Yeahh, and he's rollin in 3/4 stealth mode!
Gangsta 1 : Hot to death!
Gangsta 2 : I'd do that in my Dodge Neon, but my rear windows have cranks...
Gangsta 1 : You a fag dog!

by Da Internet Gangsta July 28, 2008

Stealthing

Removal of a condom during sexual/homosexual intercourse without mutual awareness.

The man was condemned for a 'stealthing' incident.

by Jamie0101 May 21, 2017

Stealth Mode

whenever you give the sincere appearance of paying attention when someone is talking to you, but your mind is really somewhere else and not paying attention at all.

Similar to verbal handcuffs, except you at least have to keep your eyes open in the conversation and look at them while the first person is talking.

This could be because you are tired or just plain do not care about what the first person is saying and drift in and out mentally of the conversation. While the first person may think he/she is talking to a real person, he/she is probably really talking to the wind as far as you are concerned.

Robert: So how was the date with Samantha last night?

Ronald: Dude, lame. She started talking about her dead ex, so i went into stealth mode until she stopped talking. Then she thanked me for being such a good listener.

Ex. 2

Reverend: God be with you!!

All: And also with you!

Reverend: Today I'm going to talk about <chatter>..........

All: (Stealth Mode until it is time to leave)

by mainbwana March 24, 2010