Uncle Susan

A manly woman, with oddly large bodily proportions and a deep voice.

'Yo, I'm pretty sure Mrs. Young is a transexual'
'Nah bro, she's just an uncle susan.'

by mazmaz December 7, 2015

Lazy Susan

A guy receives a handjob from a girl but he grasps the girls hand and moves it. The man is giving himself a handjob but instead of using his own hand he uses the woman's hand.

When a guy masturbates using a woman's hand.

I convinced her to give me a handjob but she just gave me a Lazy Susan instead.

by F Wizzleton November 15, 2009

Cold Susan

The idea for a Cold Susan was created from the Hot Carl. A Cold Susan is when you poop into a plastic bag and freeze it. After freezing the turd thoroughly, (during intercourse) take the frozen turd out of the bag and replace your penis with the frozen turd.

I tried giving my girl a cold susan but the poo melted and it sucked.

by Zak Haas July 21, 2007

Susan B Anthony

When your fucking what you think is a woman, comes out and says im a man.

Dude i fucked a man.. Turns out susan used to be anthony.
(Susan B Anthony)

by NIKNAK10 October 20, 2010

Susan

Some one who's name generally gets used in case someone doesn't want to expose the name of someone they are talking about.

Person: This is... I won't use their real name so lets use Susan

by Gay_Icon! June 10, 2019

flaming susanne

A sexual act which requires the application of hand sanitizer to the vagina while masturbating. Just before climax, a third party must ignite the hand sanitizer, which causes the vagina to burst into flames. See flaming ted for penis.

Hey Charlotte, will grab the hand sanitizer and give me a flaming susanne?

by DB BN February 5, 2008

The Susan

When a person goes out for a meal and eats as much food as they can stuff into their mouth but has no money to pay for their meal.

Robert ordered Filet Mignon but when the check came he pulled “The Susan” and declared that he only had a few dollars.

by Intellectual Wizard July 31, 2018