Turf Surfer

some one with the determination everyday to move along the surface of this earth to do what needs to get done!!

Jxck Mxvrick is a Turf Surfer the way he hangs 10, meeting new surfers across the nation.

by Jxck M. July 30, 2020

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

Safe & Sane Surfer

Someone who purports to a hard-core pyro, but is afraid to light anything more exciting than a Morning Glory sparkler.

Look at those two dweebs, Chris and Zoe - they’re such a pair of Safe & Sane Surfers!

by Ratskrad December 30, 2021

Comp surfer

Comp surfer
One who rides the ups and downs of business claiming injury throughout their career. One who is protected from
lay offs or termination because of workers comp.
AKA a crap weasel or goverment bitch (or dick)

Shelly can't be laid off, she is a comp surfer.
Shelly suffers from testicularnovaginus and cannot be fired
because of comp surfer laws.

by Cal Montana September 14, 2011

Surfer

A stereotypical low class doobie smoking pothead.

That surfer is pretty good shaka pipeline.

by __pseudonym__ October 8, 2020

Surfer eboy

A sexy man with black shorts his nails painted and a surf board his smokin hot absssssss sexyyyyyyy mannnnnnnnnn eboy surfer daddys

I fucked a hot surfer eboy

Me too

by Daniel Seaveys bae October 28, 2019

gravity surfer

Middle aged musician who lives in a city with recreational marijuana and 24 hour entertainment.

Those folks who took care of you while you were in Las Vegas, gravity surf by night. They be gravity surfers

by Plasticine Porter May 22, 2018