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KINDER SUPRISE

Midwife of Indian maternity ward: FML another day of KINDER SUPRISE chaos!
by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS September 4, 2021
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Birthday Suprise

When you come home from a hard day at work and find your girlfriend in the pile driver position with a lit sparkler inserted into her anus. After which you proceed to remove the lot sparkler and perform anal sex whilst holding said sparkler
by Thecooltaters June 25, 2021
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Suprise

The better spelling of the word surprise, common mistake.
Ayo that’s a suprise

You mean surprise?

No.
by Jay_____________ July 4, 2021
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spicy suprise

When you squirt siracha in your girls eyes and suprisingly cum on her face.
Last night, i gave my wife a spicy suprise.
by anonymous May 29, 2022
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Suprise shot

When a human ejaculates on another human who was not expecting it
Marissa: "you'll never believe it! I was giving Daniel head when all of a sudden there was a Suprise Shot! I was so peeved."
by Polkadot-platapus January 30, 2022
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Suprise

Suprise is a guy who really loves girls or women and doesn't hesitate to date as many girls or women as he likes, he also a very creative person when it comes to music and giving out the best advises to people who really need it, he's also a very well know person, a people's person and very passionate about loveing and caring for others. His a huge music lover and also wants to be on stage one day and explore the world. He's always that guy who asks you "how you doing today" he's always been there for you and will always be there. He's also a very funny guy and Talent in sports and will give his ultimate best to be out there.
Text suprise and you'll see what kind of a person you've been missing all along
by @Youur one and only April 10, 2022
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Unpleasant suprise

Something/someone that makes you unhappy to see it/them.
1) You again? Wow, what an unpleasant suprise, this is so unexpected!

2) Donald Trump's first election was an unpleasant surprise, so you would think his second one would also be one when/if he did it again.
by Solid Mantis December 19, 2020
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