Russian superman
Russian superman by Frank55666677777 October 13, 2017
Get the Russian superman mug.
Douche Supertanker
Someone who manages to surpass all forms of douchery, even the Douche Tanker. A man or woman who is such a douchebag that their colleagues wish they were never born.
Joe: "Man, Johnny is being a real jerk today."
Henry: "You could say he's being a Douche Supertanker."
Henry: "You could say he's being a Douche Supertanker."
Douche Supertanker by RainEagle November 12, 2019
Sunrise Superwank
When you wake up with a dead, floppy and unresponsive arm after sleeping on it all night and since it’s the morning you want to whack one out with the fresh hardy, use the dead arm and it almost..feels..like..you get the picture.
1. Steeeve bro, swear I had the maddest sunrise superwank this morning, felt a bit like Stylax from Plebs. I almost achieved nirvana. Swear down.
2. Broski, my Sunrise Superwank was so bomb this morning. Literally one in a million. In my dream I was with Megan Fox and I woke up to the nicest surprise my guy. Dead arm + morning bash = chakras aligned. You’ve GOTTA try it bro.
2. Broski, my Sunrise Superwank was so bomb this morning. Literally one in a million. In my dream I was with Megan Fox and I woke up to the nicest surprise my guy. Dead arm + morning bash = chakras aligned. You’ve GOTTA try it bro.
Sunrise Superwank by Woo Back Baby September 30, 2020
Black superman
The announcers always pick the least interesting kind of guy when they try to compare an athlete to a superhero, the most dull kind of guy. What about Black batman, the Black hulk, Black spiderman, and guys like that? Why don't you ever hear about them?
Some of these athletes don't have such a limited imagination, where they have to be one kind of guy, like Black superman. They might have their own kind of guy in mind, yet all you hear is the announcer telling them they have to be Black superman, there is no other option.
Black superman by Solid Mantis April 10, 2021
blonde superman
Jason Grace aka brick/stapler
lover. Get over it, fandoms are
strange. If you don't know Jason
Grace, please sit down and read Heroes of Olympus. You’ll thank me afterwards.
lover. Get over it, fandoms are
strange. If you don't know Jason
Grace, please sit down and read Heroes of Olympus. You’ll thank me afterwards.
blonde superman by Rana Kamistar November 25, 2021
Compton superman
Compton superman by C.T. FLETCHER July 14, 2022
Sloppy Superman
Sloppy Superman by BriWorld69 October 12, 2022