Armpit Sucker

Somebody who, over regular methods of rehydration, would prefer to gently suck the hairs from beneath the arm, leading to a smelly, but refreshing, drink!

Are you an Armpit Sucker?

by Billy No Legs April 9, 2003

Sucker Fuck

Fucking someone unexpectedly or out of the blue. Much like sucker punch, but instead of punching them you are fucking them.
THIS IS NOT RAPE!!!
Sucker Fucking is wanted, just unexpected, like a surprise :)

I went over and Sucker Fucked Vikki while she was asleep.

by Vikki Lee December 20, 2007

sucker stroking

Reminicing over past relationships; missing a female/male partner. Usually always involves R&B music mostly older songs. Also the last step before drunk dialing.

Man Flip be over there listening to Mary J. and texting his ex straight sucker stroking.

by Flip906 December 20, 2013

Dump Sucker

A harsh insult, used to hurt someones feelings. Implying that they suck on faeces. Usually used in conjunction with the phrase "Lick my rim, dump sucker".

"Lick my rim, dump sucker"
"You dump sucker"
"Go and suck some dump"

by R∞b October 10, 2009

shit sucker

lawyer

my lawer is a real shit sucker

by skip March 31, 2003

pen sucker

a hot gurl in 10th grade at o'hara named megan who sucks on a pen while a horny dude named steve sanislo watchs and jerks off

wow look at steve jerk off to taht pen sucker

by max December 9, 2004

spook sucker

white woman that sucks a black mans dick. white chicks that long to suck a black dick.

kim kardashian is a spook sucker along with heidi klum

by skwiggle December 21, 2009