suburbs

A horribly boring place to live.The suburbs are filled with rich people and their whiny,spoiled kids who think the world revolves around their "pain" and "suffering."
They are typically advertised with promises of happy lives and easy living.This is a lie,the suburbs are filled with just as much sorrow,hate,and murder as any other place.
The suburbs are also filled with identical houses;these and the people in them leave no room for creativity,individuality,good music,good taste,independence.The suburbs kill your happiness.Don't move there,you'll get seriously depressed.
See also hellblandand shit

Person A:Every thing is perfect at the suburbs!(ignores any signs of clinical depression and continues watching soap operas whilst eating chocolate bon-bons.)

by MIRROR April 14, 2007

suburban hell

a small town with alot of perfect families and unperfect families

billerica is a saburban hell

by billy bob October 9, 2003

[Rubing my suburban]

Applying mayonaise and jelly to the foreskin and or scrotum of a mans penis as lubrication for oral sex in preperation for a prostate exam

Scott Behm tryed RUBING MY SUBURBAN during our conversation on gay rights in the little boys section at K-mart.

by *suck my choad* October 11, 2008

Suburban Terry

Terry, who is very suburban, goes to work everyday high on a wide variety of illegal substances.

"what is this?"
"who are you?"
"are you trying to kill me?"
"where am i?"
"how do you know my name?"

by Bob Tracy December 8, 2004

Suburian

Suburian - a white college educated female who has voted for President Trump

I am a college educated wite suburian female that voted for Trump.

by ClarissaClearwater February 21, 2019

suburban trick

bitch from the suburbs

look at that suburban trick ridin in his jeep wrangler

by suburban trick - the real one - July 28, 2006

Suburban Stinker

When someone is giving you a rim job and you blow a huge ass fart right in their mouth!

"haha man i was gettin a rim job from that hooker i was tellin you about, and i surprised her with a suburban stinker"

by The Mouth Farter May 14, 2003