broke starfish

A woman who brings nothing to the table and expects to be treated like a queen. No job, lazy sex. A drain on a good man.

I could have been CEO by now, if I hadn’t wasted so much time with that broke starfish.

by Saahmei November 15, 2020

pillow starfish

A girl who does no work during sex, and hugs on to the pillow backwards, like a star fish in a tank.

We were doing missionary the entire time, she's just a pillow starfish.

by Victoriatree July 21, 2016

starfish buddies

Starfish buddies: two people who enjoy the action of "starfishing," which is the act of wrapping ones limbs around another's head (all limbs being above the shoulders). The starfished buddy often then stands up to enjoy the starfishing. Achieving this optimum starfishing position is similar to how one would get onto the shoulders of another, except from the front.

Pete and Tori were starfish buddies, taking turns star fishing each other's heads.

by ronaldnlucy May 30, 2014

printing starfishes

when someone sits their asshole onto a printer and makes copies.

Today at work I was printing starfishes would you like a copy.

by Rbomb04 November 14, 2014

Country starfish

When the guy is too tired to participate in sex so he becomes the starfish and the girl rides him cowgirl style.

Dude, I was so tired last night but we still managed a country starfish.

by Dclo October 11, 2015

Ima starfish

You have enough dick for all these ho's

Jack: how much ho's in this bar
Ethan: idk but ima starfish

by Yung mastemo July 1, 2018

crushed starfish

the anus, bunghole

yo, I had my thumb rubbin' on her crushed starfish.

by Lemur47 October 20, 2003