Shane

When your cock is so long, it pokes out of your shorts when you get a boner.

Steve: Yo, you see Tom's Shane during the woman's softball game the other day?

Chris: Ya man, that shit was whack!

by Shane in yo Shorts December 27, 2011

shaneace

Very dramatic and over the top, emotions wise. Can be very forgiving and trustworthy. You can rely on her when it comes to keeping secrets. When you need someone to talk to she will lend her time to hear you out. Very beautiful and loved by many. Gains feelings easy for guys but wanted by many.

Got a booty like shaneace.

by Bernaldino December 10, 2016

Shane

Shaneis a 4-eyed fish who likes to spend his time under water or occasionaly in thick ice. He tries his best to make you think he is smart but he ends up getting the answer wrong.Shane always puts ‘someone get textin’or ‘great day’on his snapchat story to try get clout but everyone knows no one replies to his stories. Shane is a great swimmer but when he is on land his body tends to run out of air leading him to become a skeleton looking human.

I want to be a Shane! Shane gets to breathe under water for as long as he wants

by ITSYABOYgero July 6, 2018

Shane

See 'douche canoe'.

Shane is such a douche canoe.

by Kittykatkityy November 20, 2017

staneker

an individual who loves to dance wildly, pathologically lie, is a gossip whore, and loves to face paint, all the while doing this sober

While Kevin was grinding on the dance floor, he told me that Susy hooked with Joey but I knew it wasn't true. And I couldn't keep up with his phenomenal dance moves or distract myself from his painted on cheetah face. What a staneker!

by Sofia da Bia January 25, 2009

Staneurysm

1. A stroke and an aneurysm occurring simultaneously. Symptoms are best described as a ripping or tearing pain on the side of the brain on which the Staneurysm is located quickly followed by confused speech and thoughts then followed by the wearing of a helmet and drinking of juice boxes.

2. An aneurysm experienced by any man named Stan.

1. David experienced a Staneurysm under the stress of all the orders and promptly donned his helmet.

2. Stan had an aneurysm- a Staneurysm.

by Jdogg413 August 10, 2012

stanentology

In the non-aired episode of Gravity Falls, Grunkle Stan wants to found a new religion based on bribery, in which he will call the bible "Brible".

I will bribe anyone who will fall for it with STANENTOLOGY!

by Jonathan Ventura "JJ" May 29, 2018