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spank stain

1) The mess left by someone that is never wrong, never on time, and has a bullshit excuse for everything.

2) The stains left in your underwear after premature ejaculation.

3) The dried up semen left on the chin of someone that sucks a lot of cock.
1) That guy is nothing but a spank stain.

2) When his mom washed his underoos she found his spank stains.

3) When he left the bosses office, he had a spank stain.
by millrat08 November 22, 2013
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muff stain

Bodily fluid leaking from the vagina into a female's underwear causing the underwear to still show the remnants after washing.
I pulled her pants down only to find a huge muff stain on her panties. Pussy twat vagina
by 615mtrsports December 29, 2015
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helicopter stains

When a log shit is in the toilet and revolves like a helicopter propeller upon flushing, leaving a stain .
Keith took a huge shit and left helicopter stains in the bowl.
by Rich StaBone April 18, 2018
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Hog Stain

Staining resulting from improper handling of pork products.
Do not get hog stains on my wall.
by maccymac November 5, 2019
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arse stain

1. A shit stain on ones backside. A smear of shit on ones bottom possibly caused by poorly wiping ones arsehole or deliberately smearing shit on a persons arse, thus causing an arse stain.
I'm still wiping off the arse stain.
by Libertine June 17, 2016
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Stained Glass

Put your bare ass on a window and fart onto the window until it turns brown or green.
“Dude you should stain glass that window”
“Bet” 5 min later, “Yooooo I stained glassed the fuck outa that window” “Damnnnn it be brown and corny.”
by SoupGG March 15, 2020
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muffin stain

A sweat stain left in a pantie after a workout by a fat chick
"You're being a muffin stain"
by Mr Isso September 16, 2013
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