Ass-Sponge

A communal sponge and bucket full of salt water used to clean the anus of debris.

Do you find it hard to get in the inner anal cavities? Is the 2-ply toilet paper not enough for your vigorous wiping? The solution to your problem is the Ass-Sponge. With two easy payments of $12.33 you can get an Ass-Sponge with a bucket of salt and an extra Ass-Sponge FREE! Disclaimer:Salty ass may occur

Who ate the Ass-Sponge again?

by Zombie Billy Mays April 30, 2011

Fun Sponge

Someone who soaks up fun

Mark: I'm going to start saving up for a big musical shopping spree :P

Lizzie: Bills first...

The world: what a fun sponge

by I have big boobs June 12, 2011

sponge monkey

Thoes scary rat things off the quizno's subs commercial.

Sponge monkeys scare the shit out of me.

by Chicken March 19, 2004

love sponge

A love sponge is one who is completely in awe of their partner, catering to their every wish. (S)He loves to lie in their partner's arms like a pile of goo, soaking up all the love. When squeezed, the love starts to pour out of them in the form of overly romantic gestures, often accompanied by an excited squeal.

Friend 1: "That guy, Carlyle, took his girl on an all-day date, gave her wine, chocolates, a picnic, wrote her a sonnet and performed it for her. To finish off the date, they watched Netflix while he rubbed her feet."

Friend 2: "Carlyle is the epitome of a love sponge."

by aliyyah27 September 24, 2016

information sponge

someone who likes to learn.

Do you like to learn? Yes, i'm an information sponge

by migady June 22, 2017

Sponge Box

A girls most intimate spot, and my favorite place to eat.

Man, last night i had a feast of tangarines and sponge box. Yea i thought i could smell sponge box on your breath.

by Mike December 11, 2003

sponge monkey

A small creature that evolves from a used feminine hygiene pad.

"You should clean your bathroom because there are sponge monkeys everywhere. You dirty slut."

by ISAAC THE GREEN March 24, 2004