San Antonio Spitter

While in the act of doggy style. You spit on the recipients back as a decoy for blowing your load. The recipent then turns over and takes the load in the face.

I was hittin it from the back. She asked me to blow it on her back so I spit on that shit she rolled over and got a faceful of man juice. Another victim of the san antonio spitter

by G bonger October 9, 2008

Ball Batter Splatter

When a man's load is deposited into his hand and then he proceeds to slap another in the face with that hand, producing a splatter effect.

Middle school wrestling bus hazing, boy masturbates into hand then slaps another boy in the face.....
dude, you just got Ball Batter Splattered!!!!

by chaseman36 August 21, 2009

Splatter shot

When one deficates (usually in violent squirts) all over the bathroom of an enemy; this includes walls, shower curtains, hand towels, ect.

I rolled up into Ben's bathroom and gave him a mean splatter shot after drinking Falls City Beer for twelve hours.

by optimusprime69notreallythough October 18, 2008

Splinters

People who defy the rules of breaking up.

Splinters often have knee-jerk responses to "I'm sorry, sweetie, but this isn't working anymore" and will reply with "Oh yeah, well, you're a whore"

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Splinter Sex

When two people try to have sex while several other people are sleeping without waking anyone up.

My friend and his girlfriend always try to have splinter sex when we're over....They're not to good at it.

by Paco the Mexican Love Slave May 26, 2005

Splatter-Paint

The act of a female removing a used tampon and swinging it above her head in a circular motion.

You can tell Jamie is on the rag becuase she just splatter-painted the bathroom...it's a bloody mess.

by Jewexican May 22, 2006

splatter caps

very large areolas, often with an irregular circumference resembling a paint splatter.

Did you see that girls tits? She's got some splatter caps!

by Diddles Crew June 4, 2007