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splunking

the act of searching for a condom after the man cums.
Hey babe, after this we have to go splunking.
by marines girl 360 March 25, 2010
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Splunking

Hey baby, i want to go splunking in your meat cave!
by MustbeGus December 6, 2006
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Shanking

The act of masturbating, or wanking, whilst at the same time having a shower.
Man have you been shanking our shower? The floors getting sticky.

I always make sure i have a shank before a night out.
by James Ryder June 12, 2011
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Planking

n Planking

Verb: The art of actively lying down.
The objective of the perfect plank is to have a dead straight body, arms by side, palms facing inwards, toes down or pointed - to mimic a plank of wood.
*Variations are the vertical plank, the inverted plank, the hanging plank, multiple ply plank and many more.
that plank is awesome, it gave me wood

his legs and arms weren't straight, that plank was gammin

dude, what on the hell are you doing? just a bit of planking, care to join me?
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spalunking

Medical slang for retrieving foreign objects from a womans vagina. Generally a large woman complaining of abdominal pain.
Nurse: Dr. Joe, why do you look so pale?
Dr. Joe: I just went spalunking in room 4.
Nurse: Oh, that's that really fat woman, what did you find?
Dr. Joe: Bubble gum. Still in the wrapper.
Nurse: Oh. I'd look a bit pale too.
Dr. Joe: (flipping a coin) And a Nickel.
by Dr. Spalunker January 3, 2009
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multi slacking

Like Multi Tasking, only the complete opposite: Doing nothing in several tasks at the same time, or avoiding several obligations.
I'm so tired, I been multi slacking in math and English and with my gf.
by Teakay July 20, 2008
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Dicks Out For Slaking

Just like the popular meme "Dicks Out For Harambe" but towards another ape like creature.
Dude 1: Hey have you heard about our lord and savior slaking?
Dude 2: Um you mean harambe right?
Dude 1: no wrong gorilla...
*Dude 2 googles the word "Slaking"
Dude 2: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Dude 1: DICKS OUT FOR SLAKING!
by TerryForPrez August 21, 2016
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