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Spaghetti Taco

A woman with particularly more pubic hair than is considered normal.
John was going to orally please his lady, until he laid eyes upon her spaghetti taco.
by IronBridge July 19, 2016
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wet spaghetti

Having a flaccid penis.
Haha, whenever my roommate is with a cute naked girl, his shlong is like wet spaghetti!
by RBJ April 23, 2006
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Uh-oh spaghetti-os

A term used by a friend or affiliate of a person who propagates some sort of trouble, using this term is a last-resort where trouble is imminent and realistically is never used by the perpetrator receiving the outcome of his wrong-doing, mishap or misdemeanor on the flip side.

May also be substituted for spaghetti-hoes when a skanky skiny broad trundles past.
Example 1, of Uh-oh spaghetti-os:

Person 1: Why is that jock steam-rolling in our
direction, he's striding like we're the feast after his
fasting.

Person 2: Well I got his dumb ass broad into bed and left
my calling card.

Person 1: Well what's that?

Person 2: Haven't you heard what they say about me? They
call me the nerd with the brain in his wingless, NOT
skinless larger than your average sea bird plane.

Person 1: Well *gulp*, which spot should we present him
with to beat on?

Person 2: Well, *points to spot and lifts shirt up a
slight amount* I think I have a slight slip disc just
above my pelvis; thing's been killin' me; maybe he can
thump it back into position.

Person 1: Right... is it to late to refer back to the old
wrongly timed but always brilliantly quipped phrase Uh-oh
spaghetti-os in such times of imminent trouble?

Person 2: It would appear that way.

Example 2:

"Look at that thin piece of spaghetti figured ass" said Wanda."I
could curl that scrawny length of disgrace right into a pasta shell." She went on: "I
mean you don't see black spaghetti hoes like that
none-too-often. Must be hard for her to find a partner,
must need a man build like the graphite in a pencil -
aye aint your Ray the perfect fit!?". "Yeah!?" retorted Donna with an on the sly tinge of surprise on her breath after hearing the sardonic remarks of her portly pal, "Wanda, you could also use her as a tooth-pick what with that 15 centimeter gap hanging between those prominent front teeth o' yours."

You must understand I'd been listening to sir Mixalot - that's why I used black people as an example, in no way racist here people. Hope that was received with chuckles and not raised knuckles.
by Robert Head April 19, 2007
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Flying Spaghetti Monster

A holy monster of spaghetti. The one true savior... have you been touched by his noodly appendage?
by bob2w3e December 21, 2007
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church of the flying spaghetti monster

The most accurate religion in existence, although it seems that everyone gets all pissy when you tell them that you're converting to it.
You: "Hey I've decided to switch to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which I can do because I have the freedom of religion"

Your friend: "WHAT THE FUCKING HELL THAT'S SO STUPID YOU'RE A FUCKING RETARD GO TO HELL YOU PIECE OF SHIT"
by The Only Andy Christ February 1, 2018
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spaghetti logic

n. computer slang. A program with commands that are put awry on purpose, to create a chaotic program.
This program just makes my computer go to shit, it's all spaghetti logic!
by ElCapitan February 6, 2005
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Spaghetti O's

The only food real dank memesters eat. Especially DANK DORITOS and KINKY FUCKERY WHORES. We run on this shit boii spaghetti O's make the hoes wweeettt
LONG DICK MAN: Spaghetti O's are pretty good
Hoes: OOhhh I'm wet
by bootleg_doritos April 8, 2017
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