Spritzer

A stylish and worldly couple, often seen preaching to youth about "being cool", taming monkeys (for pets, servants, friends, and/or combat allies), and are usually able to take extreme damage to the toe or foot region of the body without showing the slightest bit of pain or discomfort.

Dumb ass Kid: "You fools are Spritzers!"

Spritzer Couple: "Monkey, ATTACK!. Come on Pam lets go clubbin'..."

by Prof. Andrew Spicholli, Spritzer Expert, University of Phoenix August 29, 2007

Switzerlanders

1.People who live in Switzerland

The Switzerlanders are coming to America.

by OT39 November 3, 2012

wine spritzer

when you pee a little in your undies. usually from laughter.

I just had a wine spritzer or that joke was so funny I wine spriztered.

by moshers + tripod September 20, 2008

Splitzer Ditzer

when the nose splits in the middle and resembles a vagina. the ditzer signifies the realtionsip that the Tom Grant or Alex Bassaches caused it.

N/A (you don't wanna know)

by Winemister June 29, 2003

svitzer

A word used to express a jovial disdain for something or to draw attention to a faux pas, often followed by flatulent noises produced by the mouth or gregarious farting prior to or after use of the term.

Steve: Dude, did you get a load of that guy asking to borrow your fork? What a svitzer

by Rob zc March 11, 2008

Spritzeriastic

To use your silavia for any kind of situation of grooming,simply for when you run out of items and/or suplies to clense yourself for every day needs
Can also be used as :spritzeriasticly,Spritzing.

Guy 1: dude i ran out of shaving cream so i didnt want to go spritzeriastic all on my face

Guy 2: bro its better if u just spritzeriascticly replace it with shaving cream lol even though ur face will smell like pure ass!

by tico boy April 3, 2008

stitzer

a pussy bitch that is really awkward and will never get his 27

Wow, that kid is awkward as fuck and he will never get his 27. What a Stitzer.

by dj slutyo January 29, 2009