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death to the soviets

by jiefwjgrrejjweoajbhre8u9dsikme October 15, 2019
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Don't Soviet

Meaning don't do that
Pun intended
Russia (Soviet union) attacking Ukraine
Me: I'm craving a cigarette
You: don't Soviet
by @obvsllly February 28, 2022
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T-28 (Soviet)

Not to be confused with the T28 superheavy, the T-28 was a soviet medium tank used in the Second World War, The Winter War, and was designed in 1931 and was produced until 1941. It has up to 80mm of armour. It had a top speed of around 20mph.
Person:“Who can name any tanks from World War Two?”

Person2: “The T-28 (Soviet) multi turreted tank”

Person: “Random but good answer
by Glamrock Chica December 28, 2022
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Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia

An alternative to the saying, “you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”.

Since Chernobyl is a highly radioactive area...death is certain if you remain there for too long.
-Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia- Example Below for better use and help to understand old proverb...
American: “here we say you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”
Russian: “in Soviet Russia they used to say something like that too! Except it went... you can lead a horse to water, but you can also lead your horse to Chernobyl! And then you’re both fucked!”
American: “cold world huh”
Russian: “nope just Siberian Winter
-Leading a Horse to Water in Soviet Russia-
by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 7, 2018
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I don't speak russian I speak soviet

What literally i will say when i am in RUSSIA
me:*goes to russia*
russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense
by ihandlethisidk September 14, 2022
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I don't hafta visit da Soviet Union today

Humorous way of saying dat you currently have plenty of time to complete your present task --- i.e., you aren't "rushin' around".
I started out extra-early on my around-town-errands trip, so I don't hafta visit da Soviet Union today.
by QuacksO November 10, 2024
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