solar flare

Taking a dump in a tanning bed.

Friend 1 " Dude what took you so long, your time in the bed was only 10 minutes.:
Friend 2 (the culprit) " There was a solar flare event...."
Friend 1 "Ohio is the best!"
Friend 1 and 2 Exchange High Fives
Friend 1 yells "SHOTS!"
End Scene

by Falcon The Turd Bomber June 1, 2010

solanum

A fictional zombie virus invented by satirial writer Max Brooks (son of Mel Brooks, who was the director of Space Balls). The virus "Solanum" attempts to justify the hack work of George Romano by describing an entirely impossible zombie virus. Accoring to Max Brooks, zombies are somehow reanimated by a virus that allows the body to function with no blood circulation, no oxygen, and no ATP (which is absolutely required for muscle movement). This is definately the most far fetched viral zombie that has been suggested, but it is often used as a benchmark by zombie survivalist groups, particularly OZORT, as a worst case scenario zombie virus.

If Solanum can reanimate long dead corpses and allow them to run around with coagulated blood and no glucose, why can't it also make them fly and instinctively know kung fu?

by John Jackson August 25, 2006

Solange

The famous R&B singer. Known more for her role as Camille in Bring It On All Or Nothing, & Johnson Family Vacation. Good singer, even better actress. Shes no "soul girl equipped with no afro" shes just her "GOD GIVEN NAME." Solange is not her (Beyonce`) and never will be. Their just "two girls going in different directions, traveling towards the same galaxy. Her starlight shines on it's own, shes no sister, shes just her God Given Name."

Solange is a good singer. Shes unique in her own way at things that she does. Shes a wonderful actress.

by VirgoMoney May 23, 2009

asphalt solar griddle

The cooking surface upon which the very best pavement pizza is warmed over.

For the very sweetest buzzard breath, be sure to partake of your pavement pizza directly from the asphalt solar griddle.

by Downstrike August 27, 2005

Solar

A red furry hedgehog with the powers of fire and heat.

Solar ish a 1337 haxor

by :O July 2, 2003

sola scriptura

An unbiblical doctrine that is ironically meant to say the bible is the only authority.

Contradicts 1 Tim 3:15 and every other biblical doctrine and teaching.

Yes but that contradicts sola scriptura, and I interpet this unbiblical doctrine as biblical bro!

by Steve Wilson 105 November 30, 2016

Solarcluster

A low life idiot who annoys people.

Wow your such a Solarcluster
Solarcluster really should die
I'm so cool I'm Solarcluster >_>

by arf? May 26, 2008