saddle-soap

A hunorous term for personal lubricant --- a warming and/or soothing slippery liquid/gel that is applied to the "contact areas" prior to intercourse, so that both the guy and the gal get a more comfy "ride".

Hottie #1: Yo! Why the groaning and crossed legs, Girl?
Hottie #2: Oh, it's just my new boyfriend, hunny --- he's so "big" and enthusiastic that I always feel sore "down there" for a while after we "do it".
Hottie #1: Aw, major bummer, sweetie --- you guys shoulda used saddle-soap!

by QuacksO January 10, 2015

Soap Treatment

When a girl pours an absurd amount of a very sparkly, strong smelling hand sanitizer onto a guys hands. This forces him to rub and rub until his hands are squeaky clean, shiny, and the room smells like roses and lilac. (This kind gesture can be used as a way to tell a guy that he is dirty and needs to clean himself or he is making her uncomfortable and needs to back off or just to annoy him.)

Omg this drunk guy kept on putting his hand on my thigh so I gave him the soap treatment and he left me alone!

Dude why do you smell so fruity; did a girl give you the soap treatment?

by coolrickk83 July 17, 2020

bob soap

A feminine hygiene product developed for use on non-dishwasher safe battery operated boyfriends.

"Oh dear, Roberto the buzzing bandito smells like a tuna cannery,it's time to sanitize with my Bob Soap!"

by Prof. Slippery March 17, 2007

soap dispenser

it's when a girl smokes way too much when she's a teenager, so she gets throat cancer by the age of 20. they have to cut the hole in her throat that you see in those creepy commercials. then, a guy will make her deepthroat him, and when he cums, it comes out of the hole and drips down her neck.

I did the soap dispenser to a new chick that I met at a bar. She didn't have her voice box thingy on her, but I still got her too give me head, and when I busted a nutt it came out like a soap dispenser. when she found her voice box thingy, she told me her name was ivory, ohh the irony

by E FeAzY May 9, 2009

soap dodger

a person possessing an irrational fear of being prison raped

yo tommy aint no perp that soap dodger afraid of the cell

by Tyrannate October 30, 2012

soap necklace

A rope prisoners wear around their neck in the shower to avoid dropping their soap.

I'm going to prison.
Remember to bring your soap necklace

by awmm April 12, 2015

Soap shame

When you use a sink in the public restroom, after using the toilet, and the other person at the sink only starts to use the hand soap after noticing that you've used it. They've been soap shamed because they are too dirty to use the soap out of habit.

Rudolf was sloshing his hands under the water, merely rinsing them off. Chaz came out of the bathroom and proceeded to soap up his hands and wash them properly. Rudolf was embarrassed for not using soap and immediately starting pumping soap into his hands. Rudolf felt soap shame.

by A Mime with a Talkshow January 20, 2011