scooch snorkeling

An action. When a female squats and places her vagina over the mouth and nose of a male. This forces him to breathe and only smell her vajayjay. She will only lift enough so he doesn't suffer asphyxiation.

Phil-Baby I've wanted you so bad all night.

Lilly-Oh don't you worry ya sick fuck. Mama has had these panties on all day. Not only will you smell this pussy you are going scooch snorkeling

by Wang dang period finger bang January 31, 2023

Snorkeling

When you know you are completely underwater (overwhelmed) but still breathing. You just keep waiting for low tide (metaphorically) to come in.

“How are you doing?” “Oh, just snorkeling. Hoping things will lighten up this weekend.”

by MamaAgave February 11, 2023

Land Snorkeling

The act of checking out hot women/girls on a beach, or any other public place.

Hey bro, so I went to the beach yesterday and did some mad land snorkeling.

by thedude243867 August 10, 2023

Limp Bizkit Skin Snorkel

Place chili ring on forehead of female while receiving oral sex; whilst stretching scrodum skin across eyes and nose.

Bro I gave my girl a limp bizkit skin snorkel last night

by anonymous April 19, 2021

snorkel sniper

Someone who farts in the bathtub and bites at the bubbles

Little Johnny said his friend is a snorkel sniper.

by Mrssc October 23, 2013

Snorkel-flute

The act of poking holes in one's snorkel.

Dan was very angry with Vince on their snorkelling trip, and thus snorkel-fluted him.

by Menderah February 21, 2009

Snorkel

Putting your mouth over someone else’s nose and blowing hard while you cover their mouth.

I can’t believe you just snorkeled me!

by Sea Monster04 August 31, 2022