Butt Snorkeler

Species of obsequious and sycophantic acolyte with no sense of self-worth and an outstanding desire to please the powerful.

As a butt snorkeler he had his head so far up his leader's arse that he needed a snorkel to breathe

by Argus Tuft 2 August 14, 2022

Scottish snorkel dive

When you go down on a girl with a tie clip on your nose and accidentally rip out parts of her uterus...

I gave the Mrs a Scottish snorkel dive last night and had to pick the remnants of her uterian wall off my tie clip afterwards

by Electric jacko October 05, 2019

Snorkel Simulator

a. A penis

b. a term used emphasizing your desire to have a woman suck your dick.

Dude, check that woman out in the pool. She needs to be on the snorkel simulator.

by Billwhack July 13, 2012

Snorkel Shot

While giving a man head, she pulls her head up and he starts cumming and some gets up her nose.

I just gave that chick a snorkel shot!

by Crazy Ass Fucker April 10, 2014

Wisconsin snorkel

BALLS in you eyes sockets will blowing on the shaft making gurgle noises

Brian did 6 Wisconsin Snorkels in one night making him the states biggest attraction

by Snorkel King October 12, 2019

snorkel a ho

Well you see you put the snorkel in there and then you...

First one to snorkel a ho gets to fuck Billy's non 1st

by Fatty Boomba September 22, 2021

Snorkel-flute

The act of poking holes in one's snorkel.

Dan was very angry with Vince on their snorkelling trip, and thus snorkel-fluted him.

by Menderah October 16, 2008