Smoothie King

Place that sells you a five dollar cup of water, then outright refuses to make you a proper smoothie claiming it was made properly the first time.

It's time to drive smoothie king out of business... like they did in the old days... takin' it to the streets!

by Bobs Johnson July 22, 2004

Smoothicide

The act committed when an artist ages and loses one's "edge" or sense of cool.

Sting committed smoothicide when he went solo.

by Norman Schlenkmanhopfer April 12, 2008

California Smoothie

A sexual act where the man pisses into the womans mouth, he shakes her boobs, then jizzes in her mouth, shakes again, then she spits it into his mouth, then they exchange the mixture by making out.

Houdini jizz boobs making out Cleaveland Steamer California Smoothie

by Thexactestimate January 5, 2010

Cum smoothie

A cum smoothie

Hey, do you wanna make a cummie? They are cum smoothies.

by 70476328 June 13, 2017

Jew Smoothie

The act of stuffing a annoying Jew that talks to much in a blender in annoyance. Doesnt have to be jewish just have a large nose.

That kid had a huge nose and he talks too much, he better watch out or i might make a Jew Smoothie

by Komunizt June 6, 2011

Smoothied

Anytime when you beat your opponent in the Madden football game by a score of 21 - 0. As soon as the score reaches 21 - 0, the game is officially over because your opponenet has littler or no chance of ever winning.

Player 1: "Man, you play like you have two left thumbs. I just smoothied you three games straight. If I keep beating you, I am going to force you to retire those crummy Bengals. "

Player 2: "I am going to bet you next game. I have the Eye of the Tiger now."

by Buckifan 33 April 19, 2010

smoothie bowls

blended fruit in a bowl that creates happiness

“your my best friend, you make me as happy as smoothie bowls do”

by satsaredumb June 23, 2019