Eyob Adino Simegnew is someone who’s born in Metema Woreda of Gondar Amhara in Ethiopia. He’s very intelligent, caring and respectful.
by Kitfoboy03 February 21, 2023
Get the Eyob Adino Simegnew mug.A german manufacturing brand of whitegoods such as fridges and oven who chose to deminish their marketing potential by way of using a name meaning semen in the western world.
Sequioia: i would like to buy a new oven.
Salesman: i reccomend this one-Its got Smeg on it.
Sequioia: who would do that?
Salesman: i assume some guy in the German factory.
Sequioia: ah, i thought it was only us women that orgasmed on washing machines during spin cycles......
Salesman: thats not what i meant- can i interest you in a new washing machine?
Salesman: i reccomend this one-Its got Smeg on it.
Sequioia: who would do that?
Salesman: i assume some guy in the German factory.
Sequioia: ah, i thought it was only us women that orgasmed on washing machines during spin cycles......
Salesman: thats not what i meant- can i interest you in a new washing machine?
by rockmiester November 1, 2012
Get the Smeg mug.same as 'poo tash' . smelly top lip the smell that sticks with you for life but instead of been crusty particles from your ringpiece it is infact the cheesy smeg from your unclean Purple-headed Yogurt Slinger or for women their dirty fish taco!!
by Paul 'doogal' Ackroyd March 28, 2007
Get the smeg tash mug.Tell a girl it's your fantasy to lay pipe from behind with her tits pressed up against a window. During the magic act, grab a handful of hair and force her nose into the glass, keeping her head straight and her face gazing stupidly out the window. Tell her you're gonna finish off balls deep in her ass and pull out giving her a brisk slap on the ass. Now instead of you putting your dick in her ass, have your buddy who was on stand by, jerking off in a dark corner of the room, violate her rubber cheerio and take your place. Then walk outside in front of the window and wave to her. How could one not be impressed by this magic trick?
by MC Menses December 2, 2004
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Get the smegan mug.An adaption of the handle SmegHead taken from the phrase "Smeg Head" often spoken in British comedies to insult another person. Smeggles has no actual meaning, it is just an alias/nickname/handle.
by C J October 18, 2007
Get the smeggles mug.The male equivalent of Roastie. A man who doesn't take care of his dickie (or has poor hygiene in general) and is overall unattractive.
by dajicianoverlord October 17, 2016
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