Smart Owl

A way adults say "smartass" in front of kids when they don't want to swear (mostly used by teachers)

Teacher: Who's the Smart Owl who said that?!

by Epic9YearOld March 22, 2019

smart cat

A cat that's smart

"That' s a smart cat."

by im hungry lol December 10, 2021

Smart Parts

Paintball company, reason why the Viking and Excaliburs aren't being made anymore. =/

I downgraded my gun with a Smart-Parts barrel.

AKA > WDP > SP

by Alex December 30, 2004

smart car

A great car little car that not only is extremely fuel efficient, but is also fun to drive.

I bought a Smart Car, and I spend so little money on gas it's amazing.
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That other person who defined Smart Car is just bitter because he pays about 100$ at the pump for his overkill SUV or pickup truck.

by Lorekel September 25, 2005

smart ass white boy

Any White male who thinks because he is a White male it makes him the super qualified, go-to authority on all subjects even if it is a subject he knows nothing about.

Rush Limbaugh says if Black teens would only stop listening to that damn rap and pull up their pants they would almost be as good as him. What a smart ass White boy!

by zebop May 31, 2014

Smart-blind

unable to distinguish smart people from dumb ones, as in a person exhibiting the Dunning-Kruger effect. Smart-blind people tend to fall for conspiracy theories, think crystals can heal you, and believe astrology is for real. They will contradict experts in blog comments on topics they know nothing about.

Look what this smart-blind tool just wrote in the comments on Bad Astronomy! He doesn't think Phil Plait can identify Jupiter in a video shot by a TV camera in New York City.

Oh, look, a follow up. He's never even been to a big city before.

by beachton October 21, 2010

smart as a whip

Someone who is really smart

Hi Elsie, your as smart as a whip.

by Cake Delight September 1, 2020