web stapler

While two girls are Tribbing against each other, one of them squirts inside her partner. But during the process, finds out she has spider powers, so her squirt was essentially a bunch of impact webs, sticking each other together; web stapler

person 1: i think im going to...
person 2: oh yeah
pesron 1: *shhhhhhhhhhhh
person 2: ummm
person 1: that was fun
(both of them attempt to leave)
person 1: why can't i move
person 2: i believe we're in what's called a web stapler
both: *laughs

by Zimbaycoleo December 7, 2020

Ball Stapler

"Busting my balls" said different. That's it. What were you expecting?

F1- "Kelly's such a ball stapler, she's constantly over my head asking me stuff

by Shin-- February 27, 2021

Joel sample

Joel sample is one sexy mf

Who’s that?

Bruh wtf that’s joel sample are you dumb⁉️
Oh the one that steals everyone’s girl?
Yeah that’s him

by Tim challen March 23, 2021

Refill the Swamp Stapler

To stimulate or manipulate genitalia, usually male, usually of the self, especially to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.

Skippy: "Boy, you're crabby today."
Dale: "Sorry, maybe I should go refill the swamp stapler."

by Ed the Trell January 5, 2019

Roast your smallest friend day

On December 10th it’s roast your tallest friend day. So why not get them back all day on December 11th you get to roast them all day.

Tall friend: I’m gonna get back at you from yesterday

Small friend: really how? I bet you can’t

Tall friend ya well guess what day it is
Small friend: what day is it. oh no
Tall friend: The 11th that means....
Small friend: ya ya roast your smallest friend day

by Always_small December 6, 2019

National Bully your smallest friend day

December 11th, national bully your smallest friend day. Your welcome

National bully your smallest friend day is when you bully your friend that is shorter than you

by Ummm me December 11, 2020

Rustic bean sampler

When the godfather gracefully dips his nuts in a variety of sauces and then forcefully dips them in the boys mouth. But it is only at its best when the force gauges read heavy

After the show i went back stage with the savage man and he performed a rustic bean sampler using hot sauce and horse cum

by Cuntdawgclitfist February 15, 2023