Slurpee

Slurpee
(sler-pea) n.
1. A tight lipped butthole sucking.

2. Popular 7/11 frozen beverage.

V. Slurped
Adj. Slurptastic

Synonyms: slurpoo

Antonyms: fellatio

"Dude, Jen gave me the best slurpee last night."
"Did you hear how many slurpees Jen sucked out last week?"

by carcass July 19, 2014

slumpbuster

When a professional athlete finds the dirtiest, nastiest, fattest, most disease-ridden skank and puts the wood to her with the intent that it will break up a slump.

A rod picked up a slumbuster at the bar last night.

by Womanizer August 31, 2003

slurpin

To sweat someone really, really big.

A girl was like look at that tight car. When it really wasnt all that tight. And the boy next to her said Quit SLURPIN.

by Titan and TT-mama July 31, 2006

Slumpkin

The natural evolution of the blumpkin. This entails having sex while taking a shit.

Alex- Last night I was with Elizabeth, and I had to take a shit.
Collin- So what did you do?
Alex- I suggested a blumpkin.
Sean- And....
Alex- She didn't want to give me head.
Collin- So....
Alex- I got a slumpkin.
Sean and Collin- YOU DOG!

by D.S.C. May 11, 2010

7/11 slurpee

When a girl is wet for 24 hours straight and when she walks around it sounds like someone drinking a slurpee.

I can hear that girls 7/11 slurpee from a mile away.

by Chewi and Obi October 9, 2016

slurpee run

A late night quest to the closest 7-11, for a slurpee.

Anyone up for a slurpee run?

by Whitey the Black Nite July 24, 2006

slurp dawg

Someone who thinks that their bitch is hot when she is clearly not!, OR someone who think they are
"all that" when they are not

Yo stop being a slurp dawg ur GF is skanky

by schymmla February 11, 2003