slommpings

the act of dipping a midget in a bunny suit into a vat of gravy then beating somebody with it till thy are dead.

I gave my grandma slommpings

by gov gov July 19, 2011

Slomo Pogo

A slam-dance for the people over 30. Done by Simply bobbing up and down. The advantage to doing this is that you won't spill your drink.

"Look at that old man out there doin' the slomo pogo, must be at least 34."

by TJigg December 22, 2007

slammang

1) The act of slamming one's penis in a door, window, or hatch for sexual arousment.

2) Putting extreme pressure on one's penis for sexual arousment.

1) I was slammang it all night.

by coolguy61 January 10, 2010

Scomma bear

One who don't care to fight; big as a bear; son of a bitch; rather fight then eat

That scomma bear is crazy

by carriekid1 September 3, 2010

slemmish

The process of defining an idea in professional discourse using multiple disclaimers, justifying clauses, and self-coined words or phrases, all within a single long sentence. Usually used by lawyers, politicans, and academics.

Q: "Did you understand what he was saying?"
A: "No, I didn't. I couldn't make out all the slemmish."

by SK Voth October 16, 2011

slamming drawers

Another way to say "having rough sex"

Last night we were slamming drawers!

by TC100 July 5, 2011

Shommeting

Aggressive vomiting which results in an unexpected bowel movement.

My head was in the bowl, then I had to change my underwear after shommeting.

by Shommer October 4, 2012