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Hash Slinging Slasher

1. Scary as* mofo who originated from spongebob squarepants. 2. when your 'hashbrowns" get punched or slapped. 3. your fat english teacher. you know the one who wears nike air monarchs.
by juicyjay0893 January 8, 2019
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Slings And Spoons

A game where a wheel is spun with two options: slings, and spoons. If the wheel lands on slings then ur testicles will be surgically removed and then slung onto ur face. If it lands in your mouth you must eat it, if it hits your eye your eye is replaced with your testicle. If the wheel lands on spoon then ur testicles are violently carved out with just a regular spoon and then force fed to you.
Michael: I participated in slings and spoons last night.
Everyone: you sick fuck.
by Pentabagel July 22, 2023
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slinging text

communication between two people in quick succession (generally, a real time discussion) via IM, text message, e-mail, or some other form of text-only communication.

This term is often used as a contrast to other kinds of communication such as a phone call, skype video conference, or just getting up and walking over to your buddy's dorm room.
Guy: Hey, babe, I've been at my computer all day working on my paper that was due tonight, I really don't feel like slinging text around right now.
by djh2600 October 20, 2010
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hash slinging slasher

that one friend who always pulls up with some typa weed
“yo the homie hash slinging slasher gon pull up”
“we boutta get baked asf tonight bro”
by kendrickglazer July 10, 2023
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The Slinging Thresher

A viviparous unique creature who due to their special thermoregulation heating system 'endoderms' are able to produce internal body heat that enhances their metabolism and muscle growth. Their electrical impulses in addition to their endoderms earns them the title as the 'best hunters to walk the earth'.
They continue to elude enthusiasts about their origin and their unusual penis (Causil Cock) which is as along as the thresher itself which is around 6 meters. They whip their helpless prey into submission with their giant Causil Cock.
They lunge at their tethered bait (which are all women) by using a special technique called 'breaching'. He stuns his prey by slinging his 6 meter penis over her head like a trebuchet with a speed of over 30 miles per hour. Once unconscious, the mammal then takes his prey to an unknown destination where he continuously and violently rapes her until she's torn into shreds. He then eats her remains at his own leisure. The more women he eats, the stronger he becomes.
Sam: "OMG, I think the Slinging Thresher is coming our way, quick run!"
Jessica: "What are you worried for, let him try!, I'll squash him with my bare hands, let him try and sling me with his 6 meter penis, I'll snap it into two logs and use them as fire starters for my wood heater"
by A=L+P January 19, 2018
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Slinging meat

Clapping cheeks in the same way a gunslinger slings his gun.
"What are you doing in NYC? Too many people in that place"
"There's tons of chicks here, I'm out here slinging meat"
by SoLisms February 16, 2022
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