sneaky guacamole

While dining at a Mexican food restaurant, a waiter sneakily convinces customers to add guacamole and/or sour cream to their order without informing them that it will add $3 (or sometimes more) to their overall bill. Can also be applicable to other situations involving trickery outside of Mexican eateries.

Waiter: "Alright, one chicken quesadilla, and would you like your guacamole and sour cream on the side?"
Unsuspecting and Distracted Customer: "Oh... sure."
Bill: "$7 Quesadilla, $3 for guacamole and sour cream on the side."
Angered Customer (who doesn't even like guacamole): "He pulled a the sneaky guacamole maneuver on me!"

by que Sara Sara December 26, 2008

Sneaky Librarian

Slamming a book shut on someone's junk while they are asleep.

My husband wouldn't stop snoring so I got a dictionary and gave him a sneaky librarian.

by FNG2UD April 20, 2010

sneaky serpent

Be warned the sneaky serpent is not for the weak minded. It involves ass to ass sexual relations. To perform the maneuver a male and a female must begin ass to ass. The maneuver first begins with the man tucking his erection between his legs. The balls must be split for this to occur. For the penis to reach its final destination it must be an adequate length, at least 8 inches. From there the female is going to have to do the final job of penetration because the man will be unable to move in such discomfort. The difficulty of the position makes it ideal for any man and women wanting to play "just the tip"

One day Mitch asked his wife if she wanted to try a novelty. She said yes let's play just the tip, but Mitch had a different plan in mind and got his wife from behind with the sneaky serpent.

by natedog10 November 5, 2011

Sneaky Strawberry Banana Cream Sanchez with Sprinkles

Open up the attack with a Sneaky Carl Commence with the Banana Cream Pie definition No.3. Then during this section you also pull a Houdini,The and finish it with a Starwberry Shortcake. And the sprinkles will be the Abe Lincoln. For extra fun finish it off with a Greasy Sanchez or a Gooey Carl.

You can also do it ME style by putting a dot of feces inbetween the eyes.

When Jackson performed a Sneaky Strawberry Banana Cream Sanchez with Sprinkles on his dad, his dad sued for sexual harrassment.

by Jackson Taylor March 31, 2005

uncle sneaky hands

A sicko, pervert, or someone who gropes

Jimmy was reluctant to take more shots because he was fearful if he passed out that Bubba would become Uncle Sneaky Hands.

by tha_cuddla February 8, 2004

sneaky-barracuda

N: To insert two fingers from the same hand into both the Anal and Vaginal passages from behind a female individual in a manner to attempt a stelth sexual advance.

"Tommy wanted to please Bridgette so much he attemtped a sneaky-barracuda while she was drinking from the water fountain..."

by Big Tones the knowledgeable November 16, 2003

Sneaky Butcher

A sneaky butcher is a ghey man.

The kind who takes his meat round the back.

OMG he's a sneaky butcher?

by def November 3, 2003