Slippery sunrise

After a long night of hard, kinky butt sex; you gather up the leftover truffle butter. When it is morning, and that beautiful sunrise peaks, you lather that man jam all over her face and eyes. So she can see the true beauty of that slippery sunrise ( :

Guy 1: dude like my girlfriend had never really seen a sunset until this morning
Guy 2: why not?
Guy 1: because she had never seen it with butt jizz in her face before
Guy 2: what .. you mean like a slippery sunrise?

by J Pete May 30, 2018

Slippery Ass Syndrome

When your asshole gets wet and brown after a few hours of not wiping fully.

“I was walking around today at work with a slippery asshole.”

I went to the bathroom to wipe and that shit came out brown and yellow aF.

I got slippery ass syndrome

by Ehnnrey June 19, 2018

SlipperyPuddin'

All around perfect man and a sexy beast. Known to cause even the most loyal of girls to turn on their boyfriends. Talented with music, words, and kills in any sport he plays. Strong like bull. Always competitive, and ALWAYS wins what he competes in. Some consider to be on the status of not only a god, but THE God. Has a huge ego compared to everyone else in the room. He will try and show off, sometimes will get knocked down but no matter what, his ego will come on and shine bright. He's also a very lovable streamer who has an amazing community and wife who continue to support him daily on his bad and good days. He's also very easy to talk to when you need a shoulder or just someone to fuck around with.

"Damn, my girl got snatched..."

"Kick his ass dude!"

"Nah man... it was SlipperyPuddin' bro"

"Awww shit... leave it alone, that fucker will kill you"

"I didn't know Jesus went to this school"

"Nah dude... that guy right there, that's SlipperyPuddin'.. But they are easily confused"

by Jojopotato July 4, 2018

Slippery Snake

A back stabbing,lying, two faced hoe that likes to act fake to you and then goes behind your back.

Apparently *snakes name* is a slippery snake.

by Adirondackhillbilly69 September 9, 2018

Slippery Willy

The nickname given to former president Bill Clinton for slinging dick and being a sand-baggin son of a bitch.

Slippery Willy did have sexual relations with the woman.

by Gator Johnny July 8, 2019

Slippery Marlin

Hung by the feet from a structure in a foreign country and a person of the same sex throat fucks you. (Girl on girl requires a strap on) popular among older out of college spring breakers or work trip people.

Did you hear about the annual sales trip?!? John slippery marlin’d with Mike. HR is loving it.

Jane purple slippery marlin’d jane.

Why is it called purple slippery marlin?
Color of the strap on.

by Trevor1983 April 13, 2019

Slippery straw

A straw, when given from a batista, where she makes it slippery by sliding it between her pu$$y lips before putting it in the drink.

Barista: Would you like a slippery straw with your white chocolate white coffee mocha?

Dustyman: yes please! I love getting a slippery straw!

by bigjaydaddy May 5, 2020