Slab

Someone who’s so fucking thick, dumb and just an all round retard

Tweet stop being such a slab

by Bloodybrilliantchap December 31, 2018

slab of ham

According to John Podhoretz,
Cate Blanchett is a giant slab of ham.

John Podhoretz:
'Unpopular opinion:Cate Blanchett is basically a giant slab of ham'

by Moas March 18, 2019

SlabKing

A SlabKing is typically a high school student who just got their first truck and Donk it out. They tend to think they are in a “the fast and the furious” truck edition movie, and claim their “Race Truck” will beat just about any car. They typically travel in packs of other Donked out trucks listen to rap and vaping but at the same time claim to be country. You can find a SlabKing at just about any car meet or high school parking lot and they all tend to stick together squatted trucks and all. SlabKing is singular for a group of SlabKings.

Look at the SlabKings over there, I thought this was a car meet.

by TheCarGuys December 5, 2019

Slamsies

It’s the same as slamming a beer, but you use one of those skinny can alcoholic seltzer drinks that girls usually enjoy.

Want to come over to my house and do some slamsies before we go out tonight?

by Travisty1337 March 5, 2020

slabete

a word that is usually used when someone it's not doing "fundamental" or normal things

-Do you eat sour cream along with Polenta?
-No
-What a Slabete

by Covr1g January 9, 2021

Slabbering

A Scottish slangword for drooling

Stop slabbering ya mong

by Scottish slang March 10, 2021

Slaish

a really good song from an artist you dislike

This song is such a Slaish!

by noahtheclown April 11, 2021