slab

a mix between a slampig and a slob. a nasty, dirty, skanky person

marisa earls is a slab!

by karen dildo December 7, 2010

Slab job

When she grabs the shaft of your penis and hammers the tip of your penis with her palm

Duuuuude she gave me a slab job last night and my Dick is three inches shorter

by Meat slammer February 12, 2017

Slab

A female or male associate that is only used or called when their “partner” needs something.

I’m hungry, let me call this lil slab rq so she can bring me sum money.

by DaddyMemo April 1, 2019

Slab

Frat boy, FERDA kind of guy, you see a group of them outside of the bar tryna holler

Damn look at all those slabs over there

by yourdadlikesanna July 6, 2025

Marble slab

What the wash cloth looks like after anal. The smeared colors from semen, poop, and blood.

Bobby gave me a marble slab the othernight.

by 11chuck always September 15, 2021

Slab

Remove slabs from a wood or tree before cutting it into planks.

He slabbed the wood on the two remaining sides to form a rectangle timber.

by Arminkshipper June 18, 2024

Slab Roller

A term for a person who has drastically lowered their standards for a sexual partner to the point where they resort towards seeking out sex from people who are unspeakably ugly. Most commonly refers to men who resort to having sex with obese and unattractive women out of desperation.

Person 1: "Dude did you hear Victor slept with Big Ronda?!"
Person 2: "No way! She always reeks of B.O.! And isn't she like 400 pounds?!"
Person 1: "I know man. Victor is a total slab roller."

by Haddizzle October 6, 2022