Sideways Sandy

Participant 1 (typ. Male) prepares himself by gently massaging the tip of his penis with fine grit sandpaper whilst Participant 2 (typ. Female) prepares the empty socket (eye) by placing four drops of four loko into the empty socket. Once all preparations have been made, participants align their bodies with the head at the feet of the other participant and vice versa in the typical “69” sexual position. Once both participants are in the proper positions, you are to be fully inserted and lie still for up to 6 hours at minimum. Full sexual climax is not to be achieved.

Full sexual climax is not to be achieved for the Sideways Sandy.

by MooseBalls July 2, 2021

mexican sideways taco

A spanish girls vagina

Im hungry for some Mexican sideways taco

by Squirtsalot October 6, 2015

Sideways Federer

A move playing tennis, even though it sounds dirty.

Dude, don't try to do a sideways federer; it's too hard.

by cbtennis98 April 27, 2013

sideways

half australian

If Australia is upside down, then half Australians are sideways and quarter Australians are diagonal.

by Bbb23’s left testicle September 2, 2023

Sideways Bullshit

Such utter bullshit, it needs to be turned sideways.

John: My mom doesn't wanna fuck you.

Bill: That's some sideways bullshit!

by Jesterr___ March 18, 2022

sideways-hug

An affectionate "half-cuddle" whereby ya snuggle up beside da person and wrap yer arm around behind his/her waist. Ideal for public/formal/workplace settings where full-on chest-to-chest hugz might seem too forward, or for occasions like a cold day or a moving-crowd area where both of you hafta keep walking instead of stopping to embrace "properly".

Sideways-hugz can be just as satisfying to share as totally-face-to-face bear-hugz if both of you know dat you will be "snuggling properly" at a fairly-soon time.

by QuacksO December 7, 2019

sideways party

A euphemism for sex.

“We had this awesome sideways party in her bed, if you know what I mean 😏”

by Dxsleyia August 16, 2021