blue screen of death

a cruel joke played by bill gates. a blue colored screen that appears whilst using any of the windows operating systems, whether you have done something wrong with the computer or not. it prompts you to press any key to return to windows, or press ctrl alt del, but generally neither work. therefore your computer "dies" and it makes you want a mac even more every time you get the blue screen of death.

fuck you bill gates
windows is fucking gay

what the fuck, the blue screen of death sucks ass. what a great idea to have an operating system with so many holes in it that crashes your computer all the time.

by marie September 18, 2004

Screenie

A Screenie or Screeny means "Screen Shot". As in a digital photo of your computer desktop.

Hey, can you take a screenie of that wicked graphic for the next wall post?

by genkins January 29, 2010

Screen Looking

1) When a gamer uses the opposing player(s) screen to his/her advantage during Splitscreen mode.

2) A common excuse used by short tempered gamers who are either in 2nd-4th place in a Splitscreen match.

1) Damn Jeff, I've camped in four different spots, and each time you managed to run up to me and knife me from behind. you gotta be screen looking.

2) (Game Ends, Player 3 Victorious) Player 3: Dude I was running the same course for about a minute, so I decided to turn around thinking "Maybe If i go the opposite direction, I'll finally bump into someone, and then you were just right out in the open." Player 1: Bull! You were screen looking! You're such a screen looker! (Player 3: 17 kills, and 12 deaths.) (Player 1: 13 kills, and 21 deaths)

by Alot of people dislike my name December 15, 2009

Screen Hacking

The shameful act of glancing at another player's section of the screen during split-screen video-gameplay to gain knowledge of their location or assets.

Mark: "Gotcha! 5 kills in a row!"

Harry: "I know you're @#$%ing screen hacking."

by Josh_or_socko October 25, 2008

The Screen Savers

A computer-help show on TechTV, with hosts Leo Laporte and Patrick Norton. Airs Mon-Fri at 7 pm e/p 6 pm central. Join their LAN party POWERED BY NVIDIA every Thursday

After watching The Screen Savers, I realized how little I know about computers.

by Rob Sessler December 17, 2003

Screenthot

Noun: Someone who constantly screenshots snapchats, messages and photos, especially when it's not consensual.

Adjective: Screenshotting messages and photos that you're not supposed to.

"He saved my snapchat, he's such a screenthot"

"She screenthotted the entire conversation"

by Screenthot April 15, 2017

Screen Saver

An office phenomenon in which a colleague, tired from boredom, sleep deprivation, or partying, is fighting the urge to fall asleep in a multi hour review meeting. The eyes shut for brief seconds and then half open as the victim is hanging on to the last thread of alertness.

After hour two of the weekly operations review meeting, Ed was observed going into screen saver mode. His colleagues enjoyed watching his battle with consciousness.

by schlem November 10, 2009