deuce shoes

Shoes worn only when one drops a deuce in an office bathroom so co-workers do not recognize who occupies the stall

I put on my deuce shoes so the boss wouldn't talk to me while I was taking a crap.

by HogieSTL July 7, 2008

baked shoes

a pair of shoes that have been cooked in a microwave for atleast 2 minutes at high setting to get them warm for when you are gonna walk somewhere

guy 1- bro i got some comfy baked shoes bro, wanna try them?
guy 2- what the fuck is wrong with you?

by iGrim April 19, 2021

Dick in a shoe

Someone who is holding out on information that you want to know

"Hey Joey, stop being a dick in a shoe and tell us who you were banging last night then."

by macdaddyyodaddy December 13, 2014

wonky shoes

wonky shoes is something you say when you and ur partner are making inappropriate jokes/innuendoes to each other and want to act like you’re attracted to it lmao.

Ricardo: “I have to put my pencil in my bag because class is almost over.”

Jackie: “you could put your pencil in my bag.”

Jackie and Ricardo: “wonky shoes”(said very drawn out)

by hotgirlfriendofcole May 5, 2022

Shoe Stuffer

Someone who buys shoes 5 sizes larger than their actual foot, because they want people to think they have a big wang

Person1: Dylan is does not have a size 15 hes just stuffs it, fucking Shoe Stuffer

Person2: yea he just tries to appear big to people, Shoe Stuffing tool bag

by The Walrus12354 July 23, 2011

Dole shoes

Cheap market stall footwear, usually a rip off of a well known brand like Abibas or Dr Marttins.

What's up with them boots man?
Don't ask, I had to pay a months rent, so all I could get was Dole Shoes.

by starni999 April 3, 2011

kung shoe

A game between friends where you surprise attack your opponent by kicking your shoe at them, typically while walking into room or around a corner. Also a pun.

Bill: "why did Jack just kick a shoe at you?"
Adam: "Bro, we're playing Kung Shoe."

by Communist bloc party February 4, 2017