Shnitzer

Word used in place of a lighter, can be used when nobody else knows its definition, and still get results.

You "Dude pass me a shnitzer"

Dude who has never heard this word before
"aye man here ya go" - passes lighter

by Necrojester October 16, 2008

Shnitzed

Really, really high. Beyond smacked.

Damn Dude, That blunt got me shnitzed

by BearsHockey13 February 28, 2009

shnitz and giggles

The act of deficating on a women, or male. As the human excroment runs down there face they begin to giggles

I totally "shnitz and giggles" your ex girlfriend last night. She was totally into it.

by Notched Johnson February 19, 2009

Schlitz Pounder

Having missionary sex with your partner, stopping halfway to puke, then finishing the act. Then puking again afterward.

I need to eat after that Schlitz Pounder with Sarah.

by WKRP in Cincinnati October 5, 2009

ShitZaam

When one takes a HUGE crap and it doesnt flush down. The person yells SHITZAAM!

Some people were relaxing on the couch and then they suddenly hear: "Shitzaam" coming from the bathroom. They now know to avoid the bathroom!!!

by Evilste September 12, 2010

schlitzckus

a form of sexually transmitted disease, contracted from the sleezy guy at the corner of the bar. Or any of the various employees at any given pizza hut.

Did you hear about sarah? She totally caught the schlitzckus from matt...Now she can make her own bread.

by FALCPA January 23, 2011

shnitzelfuck

A secret word between Rachel and Zach (the hot girl and the sex god), this word means muffinfuck

Holy muffinsex, that'z a shnitzelfuck

by HolySexMuffinz June 28, 2011