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Pants-Shitting Rock

Pants-Shitting Rock is rock n' roll music that is just so outstandingly fantastic that one shits theirs and their friend's pants simultaneously.
The concert was so fan-fucking-tastic that it was Pants-Shitting Rock.
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Baby Shitting

When your baby can't be left alone but you have to poop so you bring baby in the bathroom with you.
"Hey, what you doing?"
"I'm baby shitting right now, but I'll be finished in a minute".
by UrbanKel November 15, 2017
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incredible shitting chihuahua

A chihuahua (breed of dog) that defecates much more than you'd expect a small dog to leave a shit.
Toby is known as the incredible shitting chihuahua because he shits in the yard so much!
by Telephony November 2, 2018
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Kitty shitting

Placing cat feaces up your bum so that when you fart you can blame the cat and say "it smells like cat feaces in here!"
I was at my girlfriend's mum's house last night, I was totally Kitty shitting and blamed her 17 year old cat
by Straw boy November 25, 2019
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speed shitting

when you take a shit as fast as you can in the 5-10 minuet break between classes
kyle1: bro where tf are you? youre late to class
kyle2: bro ill be there, speed shitting rn,
kyle1: bro i see, need help?
by meme loop December 7, 2020
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Are u shitting my nable

Frase used when something insane happens
I cant believe Jessica died! Are u shitting my nable!?
by lobemobey November 2, 2021
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you can just sit there, pissing and shitting yourself

An expression, commonly used in a negative way in order to tell someone to go fuck off. It can also be used in a "you know what?" kind of manor, as an exclamation or frustration. It has the added benefit of insulting how the recipient spends his free time, and is synonymous with "you just sit on your ass all day"
Bill: "Hey, you wanna hang out today?"

Jon: "Nah I'd rather just stay home and watch a movie."

Bill: "Fine then, you can just sit there, pissing and shitting yourself all day."

Fred: "Hey, we're gonna play some basketball, wanna come?"

Joe: "I just had a really bad break up, I'd rather be alone."

Fred: "Well you can just sit at home, pissing and shitting yourself while we have fun ya douche."
by jcer1 July 20, 2013
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