Eat the sheets

When your so hyped to go to bed that you get a running start and slide into the covers.

Me: Hey man I'm gonna go eat the sheets
Friend: alright night homie
Me: *Sound of a full grown man sliding into blankets*

by Heimz Doofenshmirtz October 31, 2018

Sheets and Robes

When your social life is so uneventful that the highlight of your day is talking about painfully mundane things like a high thread count and the comfort level of your robe.

My life is so sheets and robes right now.

by Club Compound November 13, 2009

Sheet Sniffer

A man so desperate for pussy that he'd sniff a woman's bed sheets just to get a whiff of that sweet poontang.

That pathetic sheet sniffer, couldn't get laid even if he was a billionaire.

by Throbbin_HooDD May 9, 2019

Gang Sheet

A word used to define a high accomplishment you've achieved with your mates, usually accompanied by covering your face with your two hands doing the spider-man thing. And saying "Gang Sheet!!".

Frequently used by KSI and Behzinga

Example:
*You just Finish a race in first place*

You and your friends: Gang Sheet!! (With spiderman hands)

by Playboi Clarty December 17, 2020

Shed-sheet

Code name for the accounting documents that reflect a companies plan to reduce costs by cutting headcount / lay-offs. Refers to "shedding" employees. These are usually very guarded documents.

You know that Tony has Shed-sheets saved on the network drive but they are password protected.

by Paul August 23, 2004

Shit sheets

Toilet paper.

We need to buy more shit sheets

by Wicked Mainah July 26, 2016

Wetlands in the sheets

When you’re cuddling in bed and tell a joke, your girl laughs so hard she gets the bed soaked

I was telling my girl all.about cumslaps next think you know she's laughing so hard it was wetlands in the sheets!

by Ammo4u March 9, 2023