Shake n bake

Shaking the baby then putting him/her in the oven for 30 minutes

Gary: Hey do you want some shake n bake?
Bill: Sure, i could use some food...Gary where did you get that child?
Gary: I give birth very quickly *Shakes baby*
Bill: *unzips skin*
Gary: Really? Infront of a child? *Throws baby in oven*
(30 minutes later)
Gary: Ok Bill, dinner is ready

by Mad_Dot_Sushi December 11, 2019

shake what yo momma gave ya

To get down and boogie, shaking the only thing given to you by your mother at birth - your derriere.

cum ova here, lil momma, and shake what yo momma gave ya all up on a nigga.

i jus' walked in da doe! damn, hoe, you betta shake what yo momma gave ya if you really think a nigga go'n shoot you a tip.

by RANTwun April 2, 2011

shake it

shaking your pussy on a guys dick

"shake it"

by faith irving October 17, 2008

shake a stick

To start a problem

"They forgot the mustard on my burger dude don't shake a stick over it"

by Grafstein January 23, 2009

Shake n Bake

Shake n Bake is a H.E (High Explosive) W.P (White Phosphorous) combination of mortar ammunition fired one after the other. Usually at people in black turbans in Southern Afghanistan by British Soldiers.

Russ: "Baz, 500mtrs Target in open 6 armed Taliban...."

Baz: "6 Taliban...Seen"

Russ: "You know what time it is...?"

Baz: "Shake n Bake time Baby!"

Russ: "Shake n Bake YeeeHaaa"

500mtrs away....

Terry Taliban: "Ohh Fuck.....Shake n Bake...............................BOOM"

pisses underwear and turns into pink burning mist.....

by AllScarsEarned July 3, 2008

Shake your hand

A family friendly way to say “go fuck yourself”. Like when someone asks you for a favor and you don’t wanna do them that favor you can say “shake your hand and find someone else.”

So my dad told me “you have to get a job” 6 times in a row and I got tired of it and when he said it again I said “Shake your hand.”

by YuOfTheNight August 16, 2019

Shake Junt

To shake one's junt.

Historians maintain the the meaning of "junt" was lost hundreds of years ago.

"yo bitch, shake junt"

by Jbn/Gstache Duo May 2, 2007