seriouspost

(noun or verb) A non-sarcastic, high quality, and relevant post on an internet forum.

The opposite of a shitpost. Can sometimes be an effort post, although not necessarily. If a high quality relevant post is written to be sarcastic it's instead post-irony.

In an increasingly irreverent and irony-filled internet, a seriouspost is usually a return to common sense.

by AJNEVRO July 4, 2019

serious page

yes no jokes

this is a serious page so don't expect A JOKE

by Just do it man April 14, 2021

fer serious

an exclamation meaning "are you serious"

Holy crap, are you fer serious!?!

by Caitlyn Comintary November 15, 2007

Packing Serious Onions

An amazing large female booty that can make a grown man cry.

Man Melisa is packing some serious onions in those jeans.

I cried tears of joy all of last night...
y???
havent you seen? my girl's packing serious onions.

by ChiBoi27 May 10, 2011

The Serious Card

The much hated serious subject raised by someone following a funny conversation, usually about a similar or related subject.

John: And then I spent an hour in the waiting room with bandage around my head and a golf club in my hand!
Laughter
Sally: Man, that's funny John. But don't you think it's the current political corruption that's causing these increased hospital waiting times?
John: Did you really just pull the serious card?

by Sleepy Sasquatch September 8, 2011

Trashed it serious

Term for having vigorous sex.

Friend: Dude, why are you walking so weird?
Girl: Cause I trashed it serious last night. Ugh.

by Invader Zim & Ruse December 21, 2009

Now I got some serious Assues

The cumulative anal damage if your partner goes and switches toilet paper brands on you, or you over-killed on the hot sauce the night before. The merge of the word Ass and Issues.

Ah man, why did she do it. We were out of toilet paper and she brought home the cheap brand. Now I got some serious Assues.

Damn that habanero sauce was killer!! Now I got some serious Assues.

by vikchop June 19, 2010